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I just received a call from our local army recruiter guy. He asks if I'm still going to college. I say, "yep". What am I majoring in? "English," I say, and then on a whim, add, "and computer science." Am I going to be a teacher? asks army recruiter guy. "Nope," says I. Oh. Then...what am I going to do with an English major? "I plan to go into software design," I say cheerfully, even though the thought hasn't really ever crossed my mind before.
Army recruiter guy pauses. "So...I guess that means you're not interested in joining the army, then?"
"Nope!" I suppose I should feel guilty for being so damn chipper about it, but really...they wouldn't want me in their army anyway. I don't do well with following orders, and I would doodle on the walls of my room.
Army recruiter guy asks if any of my friends would be interested in joining the army. I think about my friends for a minute. "Um...nooooooooo. I don't think so."
He politely thanks me for my time, and we hang up.
Then I bust up laughing. Poor army recruiter guy. He didn't stand a chance.
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twitchycat) wrote,
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